kyle is also a(n):

feared chess player: kyle has 23 chess trophies from between 4th and 10th grade.
not-so-feared soccer player: but he was a solid contributor in high school and nobody can take that away from him.
runner: kyle ran the brooklyn half-marathon last year in may with a time of 97:21. he plans on improving on that this year.
award-winning poet: getting an honorable mention in a high school state poetry competition counts, right?
composer: kyle wrote a choral piece once and plans on writing more in his life.
pacifist: war is wrong. kyle believes this with all his heart. the only way to get kyle riled up enough to throw a punch is by touching his photo equipment in a non-gentle fashion, and i don't even want to tell you what happened to that guy.
multi-billionaire (projected): with his world dominance plan in place, it should only be a matter of time.
fan of the internet: check out his list of worthwhile links.
non-waiter: kyle recently celebrated one year of not being a waiter in new york city. he will never go back. hooray kyle!
proud uncle: he has two nephews, jeremy and david, and is quite fond of them.
chicken killer: not by choice. but there was that one day each summer kyle had to butcher chickens on his uncle's farm. rest assured he will never require his nephews to serve in such a way.
OCD sufferer: though never officially diagnosed, kyle is obsessive compulsive.
hypoglycemic twenty-something: though never officially diagnosed, he is also hypoglycemic. this is why he likes his chocolate.
publicist: kyle has done all of his own publicity since 1984, the year he suspects he uttered his first words.
web designer: he's still getting started on this, but he designed his own site and will be designing for some friends in the near future. he's also teaching himself actionscript 3.0.
lower-case enthusiast: kyle spurns capital letters, but will definitely give you crap about other grammatical errors.
notre dame football fanatic: he can tell you everything about notre dame's current recruiting class.
tech geek: self-explanatory.
dog bite victim: kyle doesn't hate dogs because they make him uncomfortable, he hates dogs because of that devil dog, mitch, that bit him in the face in 4th grade.
mennonite: nope, that's not amish. get it right.
public transit rider: despite being an amazing driver.
peanut butter freak: there are an astonishing amount of foods that taste great with peanut butter. jif. creamy. try it with cookie dough ice cream and you can thank me later.
stalker: kyle is watching you right now.
traveler: kyle will take any chance he's offered to see a new part of the world. note: traveler ≠ tourist.
pianist: he has his beautiful mother lorraine to thank for this one, even though she let him off the hook after only three years. playing piano is kyle's late night way of winding down.
movie fan: a few of his favorite movies include: "the darjeeling limited," "life is beautiful," "singing in the rain" and "the darjeeling limited" (again).
wordsmith: kyle coined the term "omniphonic." it'll be big one of these days, just you wait...

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